WE THINK: That fun and games give meaning and purpose to Amerada,
That the Tug of War transcendsthe sovereignty of a mud puddle,
That economically speaking, Amerada is almost free, but not quite,
That horseshoes should be thrown by people, not worn by horses,
That Earth’s great treasures are on the inside of a beer bottle,
And that participation in Amerada is the best decision of your life.